This month we have changed our approach… Rather than making art we have imagined in what context you might come across a giant blackboard? The result is a giant nerdfest.

We want your dead birds! If you bring in your dead bird, we wil stuff it and mount it in the bar. Won’t that be hilarious? We have just had a discussion about whether it is ethical/legal to buy birds from a pet store and then gas them and stuff ‘em for decoration. I think [...]

A new back wall and I forgot to post it… Sorry. This month we have gone for a man test. If you can’t identify what the diagrams are, you are probably one of Tim’s fag mates. A local art critic (Ross) came in, looked at the diagram and said it was “better than Tony de [...]

The idea for the back wall disintegrated into mayhem and I realised that conceiving something and executing it are quite different things. So, we had to rub it out and start again. We had an artists forum this evening and a locally-famous mid-career swastika-artist said this was the “best chalk art I have seen tonight.” [...]

The fire is spreading. Fire services are powerless and all the citizens of the back wall have been evacuated. It reminds me of that song “this fire is out of control, we’re gonna burn this city, burn this city…”

At 1.14am this morning, several artbombs were let off inside the buildings that make up our back wall. The fires are raging out of control and we fear neighbouring buildings may soon catch fire. Prime suspects are local mid-career artists and other terrorists who hate us for our freedom. Watch this space as we take [...]

I hope you all get excited by toilet news as much as I do… The walls are now patched, the paint has been reapplied over the graffiti and anti graffiti coating applied over the paint. The door that was kicked in by the skank has been replaced and we believe they are a pretty pleasant [...]

I’m knocking this wee brick wall down on Monday to make space for more seating. If anyone wants the bricks let me know and I will dump them on your driveway. About 160-200 bricks I reckon. 021 353 759.

Tim’s been stuffing stuff. Ruby’s pheasant is finally mounted atop the speaker and I must say it looks vaguely more professional that the budgie. We are in the market for a horse’s head if anyone can supply us with one. We will pay you in beer.

A little late, I know… But, the latest back wall has been a real work in progress. It started with Damian and I beginning the buildings months ago. Then we developed the city last month. This month, I added the Japanese sun and as I was colouring it in, local mid-career artist Tony de Lautour got [...]