Rosie is my kid sister and in my eyes she’s cute-as-fuck and can do no wrong. I was visiting mum and dad’s the other day and discovered this photo of her as a baby. It seems funny to me that you can have such a bad photo of a baby who was universally regarded as [...]

All you hipsters and quiff-sporting types. Don’t forget our Smiths night tomorrow (Saturday) night. The last one was so full that some people had to stand out in the rain looking (appropriately) sad. So make sure you get in early to get a seat.

A girl was in last weekend – a friend of Lady Kate’s she reckoned – who said she knew the whereabouts of the previously stolen pheasant. Tim was too busy to get any information off her but when she comes back in she is going to tell us where it’s located. Then we will get  [...]

Busy Tuesday night… Marlon phoned in sick again which meant Nadia Reid filled in with her perfect voice and lovely rendition of Billy Jean. I’m worried that Marlon has been phoning in sick fro the past month since the horrible night when his pay equalled less than minimum wage and I pointed out that ten [...]

A massive weekend in the Christchurch party calendar with Lesbo Mould on Friday and the Eastern on Saturday. Friday’s metal crowd clocked in a solid night of bourbon, BO and long, brown hair. These dudes must have to keep their hair tied up all week, because they let loose when they bring it out, flicking [...]

The Liquor Licensing Authority has a number of requirements any bar must satisfy if it is going to sell booze. Food needs to be available, a manager has to be on site… One of these is that beside the main entrance, you need to display a “Host Responsibility Policy”. This is a statement of intent [...]

The Pixies played Christchurch last night and the atmosphere in the city was electric. It filled me full of hope that good people will support good things and interesting bands will decide to play here. We were fucking packed for Sleepy Age and Rackets. Sorry to everyone that had to wait to get a drink [...]