Rosie is my kid sister and in my eyes she’s cute-as-fuck and can do no wrong. I was visiting mum and dad’s the other day and discovered this photo of her as a baby. It seems funny to me that you can have such a bad photo of a baby who was universally regarded as very cute. Before digital cameras you were stuck with the image you got and this was their photo of their (horrible) new baby.

Don’t you think it looks like she’s had a stroke or is downs or something? I like the thought of someone entering “ugly baby” into Google images and ending up with this image of Rosie for their PowerPoint presentation on the effects of alcohol and drugs on babies in utero.

Rosie works Friday nights and sorry fellas, she’s got a hunky boyfriend…