16
Jul
We Want Dead Birds
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Tim has been so sad since his pheasant was stolen that I have decided to locate some new birds for him to stuff.

As his attention span is fairly short, we are looking for small dead birds like sparrows, tuis etc. Our plan is to stuff a whole lot of them and hang them from the ceiling like a museum that sells booze.

So, if you find a freshly dead bird, bring it in and we will swap it for a pint of lovely Bodgie Beer. The caveat here is that if I suspect you are killing birds to trade for beer you will not get your pint, a bird holocaust is the last thing I need to get involved with.

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