We searched long and hard and finally found a night when no good bands are playing anywhere else in Christchurch… This Friday DJs Tony Dizzle and Skew Whiff will play nothing but 7″ records all night. You should all come along to this as it is the best event happening in town this Friday.

I was trying to think up a clever double entendre about Tony d having a 7 incher but ran into a brick wall. Please submit your smart arse puns to the bar.