Terrible, terrible news. The stuffed pheasant has been stolen…

You may remember a post some time ago titled “Tim’s Stuffing Stuff”. The point was that Tim had developed a healthy hobby outside of drinking. Him and Rosie spent so long lovingly stuffing the pheasant that was brought into us by Lady Ruby.

On Saturday night the phesent was stolen from on top of the speaker. If you know who has it, tell us, and we will hunt them down, kill them and then they’ll be stuffed.

But seriously, if you know where it is, bring it back and we will reward you with lots of free booze. We suspect the thief of being over six foot as they would need to be tall to grab it from its height. At the moment Vincent is the main suspect as he is the tallest person we know.

Description:

One badly taxidermied pheasant.

Legs mounted in the wrong place (wobbly).

Googly teddy-bear eyes (mismatching but hilarious).

Possibly ripped off head where removed from ceiling.