Games night was very badly attended this week with zero people showing up tp play chess. This made me very sad.

Tim: “No need to sulk. Why don’t you just play chess on-line like you normally do?”

Me: “It’s just not the same… What’s the point?”

So instead of playing chess, we began to collate the information on the Staff Olympics we have been having for some time.

Limbo – Matty J

Push-ups – Tim

Sit-ups – Tim

Aine tossing – Josh

Deep throating a cucumber – Rosie

Table tennis – Johnny

Tallest girl – Aoife

We will keep you up-to-date as more exciting developments happen…