Games night was very badly attended this week with zero people showing up tp play chess. This made me very sad. Tim: “No need to sulk. Why don’t you just play chess on-line like you normally do?” Me: “It’s just not the same… What’s the point?” So instead of playing chess, we began to collate the [...]

Thanks to everyone who attended the 24 Hour Party People party. It was one of the busiest nights we have had since the bar opened and all went off without too much fuss or bother at all. Can you believe nobody kicked in the toilets and nobody shat in the bar? Tuesday night’s art forum [...]

I promised I’d tell you all about events in advance. So… you should all come down tomorrow (Friday) night for our 24 Hour Party People partypartyparty. DJ Mark Catley will be spinning all your favourites from the Stones to the Stone Roses. Did you know tomorrow is St George’s Day, England’s national day. It hasn’t [...]

Last night’s Club Sandwich was a resounding success with a 300% increase in numbers from last month. The night is run by Tally Ho! Magazine and the idea is that they provide the bread and the DJs and people show up with sandwich fillings and buy cheap beer and play Foosball. I think it was [...]

The slow and inexorable passage of time yields strange things. Babies are born, people die and those around me continue to show signs of growing up and getting sensible. Case study 1. Von Klap, who put on a killer performance on Saturday night. What started as a band with the goal of “being the drunkest [...]

The idea for the back wall disintegrated into mayhem and I realised that conceiving something and executing it are quite different things. So, we had to rub it out and start again. We had an artists forum this evening and a locally-famous mid-career swastika-artist said this was the “best chalk art I have seen tonight.” [...]

Another hilarious photo of a baby pouring piss. Feel free to bring your child in for us to exploit them… Matilda is two years old and her interests include doing poos on her own and pulling the cat’s tail.

I know both fans of this blog will find this hard to believe but I have received a number of criticisms. “Please refrain from using phrases like ‘good cock is hard to find’, I like to show my friends and this is going too far.” – Winston Peters “Please remove that text you wrote about me, [...]

In our efforts to identify cool stuff in Christchurch we are now pointing you toward Tally Ho! Magazine. We really like this bunch of your guys with their get-up-and-go attitude and look forward to hosting their party this Saturday night.   Check them out if you haven’t already. www.tallyhomagazine.co.nz

Another hilarious episode in the “Babies Pouring Pints” series. Claire is 0 years old and her interests include sleeping, shitting and eating. Claire, consider this your written warning. Putting the beer tap in your mouth is unhygienic and not recommended when pouring pints.     Coming soon… Smoking babies.