Tomorrow is St Patrick’s Day. Being an Irish family, we intend to celebrate it as we always have – by drinking, dancing, singing, arguing with each other and hitting someone in the face.

Please come along and celebrate with us…

From 8pm we will have bands, fiddling, Irish dancing and general hilarity. We guarantee the best St Patrick’s Day party in town, or Warners will give you your money back.

We have also heard a rumour that Shane MacGowan may be attending but can neither confirm or deny this. We can confirm that somebody with bad teeth will be here.