We love collecting useless shit. For example, the beekeepers hat. When we found it on the street, we put it over the lamp in the corner and it looked really cool. It was also handy to make angry staffmembers wear it on Saturday nights to stop them spitting in the faces of rude customers.

Oh, the fun we had with that thing.

On Saturday night, some idiot came behind the bar (without the attentive staff noticing) and stole the thing. Shame on you. Now we have nothing to wear to fancy dress parties and no prop for our “Wu Tang Killer Beez They’re on a Swarm” skit.

There is a reward for return of the beekeepers mask and a bigger reward if you can identify the thief.