You will remember a Mr. Caleb Hansen pissed in our Foosball table. I thought cleaning up piss was going to be the grossest thing I’d do in a while. Then… after sniffing about all afternoon for the source of the horrid smell in the bar I discovered somebody had shat on the floor on Saturday night.

Who are these people and who raised them to think shitting in a public bar corner is a good idea? I really thought I’d seen it all but this took the cake. Cleaning it up actually made me vomit.

To whomever did this: You are a horrible human being and we wish terrible things to happen to you and your family. If we catch anyone doing anything like this we will have Big Ben forcibly wipe their nose in it.

Somebody knows who did this. If you tell me who it was I will give you a big reward.

This is really, truly gross, you people should learn to have fun without being fucking idiots.