I see some gross behavior in this game but I reckon putting your dick in the Foosball table and pissing right through it is up there for stupidity. Caleb Hansen, married with children, is the head chef at some new restaurant in Merivale (name to come) and after a few beers thought this was a [...]

Here is a story I thought you might all enjoy. It didn’t happen at our bar and is fictional. A guy cleaned out the beer lines and was left with a full bucket of waste br that may or may not have had water or bleach in it. Tim said no-one was silly enough to [...]

Did you know that when we set about creating a bar, the first thing we bought was the pianola. From what I can tell it is a 1920s Aeolian which was fully restored just before we purchased it. The idea was to have a real honky tonkin’ bar with sawdust on the floor and the [...]

To all the idiots that fought each other on Saturday night, you are all banned. Ben and Stuart will take great pleasure in not letting you all in the next time you show up. If you go out on a Saturday night looking for fights there are plenty of bars for you, just not this [...]

We had the pleasure of hosting The Mots last night. I didn’t know much about them and was pleasantly surprised by how awesome they were. I think I would call the music “perfect pop”, which I mean as a compliment. Check them out if you get a chance. I also just noticed that Rosie’s boyfriend [...]

I took all my clothes I never wear down to the bar and gave them to the locals. They were very happy. Jono got a pair of new/old Vans and threw away the Dunlops he’d arrived in (if you look in the photo you can see the condition they were in). Francois got a stylish [...]

Massive Saturday. A big shout out to my homie James for having his 30th here, which really set the party happening. Sorry to those who couldn’t get in because the place was too packed. We are working on a “Locals” card so that all you beautiful people can skip past the Saturday night grommets waiting [...]

Police in NZ and Australia will tonight be out on the streets cracking down on intoxication. We won’t be letting these two in…

These guys were fucking awesome, you should check them out if you haven’t already.

Hello everybody. I’m back. I had a nice holiday. Thanks for asking. True to form, old Anthony Dixon neglected to update the blog as he was busy smoking P and sharpening his Samurai sword. Anything he wrote would have been shit anyway. New posters this month from famous artist Tony de Lautour and we think [...]