Do you think it’s funny that our soundman is called “Mike”? It just occured to me the other day. I am now on the lookout for other people with names that describe what they do. Ideally I’d like to find a guy that cleans the Avon River called “Wade”.

People seem to assume that running a bar gets you laid every night. Sadly this is not the case. I have a lovely, tolerant, girlfriend which puts me out of the picture and Tim is a fag (good cock seems to be hard to find). So – and this was where I was heading with this – it is left to Mike to cash in on the prestige that comes with being able to wander about like you own the place. And Tim and I can live vicariously through him.

Here, sporting a pair of white pants and bare feet, Mike is running the sound desk. If you are a local lady, why don’t you come down and introduce yourself…

Next week – meet Rosie Moore…