Good news everybody. Due to the position of the earth in relation to the sun, we now see direct sunshine between the hours of 3pm and 6pm. This is very exciting to us as due to the lack of wind around here we now have the perfect spot for after-work drinks in the sun.

We guarantee you will get burned to a crisp or your money back. But don’t just take my word for it. Look at the photo below. This man was an albino when he showed up and then millions of years of evolutionary development happened in a manner of minutes and he left prepared for that hole in the ozone layer.