Dear Fan. I will be away on holiday for a week. During my absence Tim will be updating the blog. While he has a university education, his writing is somewhat scattered and far less rapier-sharp than mine. The posts may appear to be written by Anthony Dixon but rest assured I will be back in [...]

Really people, you should look after your shit better.

Do you think it’s funny that our soundman is called “Mike”? It just occured to me the other day. I am now on the lookout for other people with names that describe what they do. Ideally I’d like to find a guy that cleans the Avon River called “Wade”. People seem to assume that running [...]

I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while, my fans (both of them) have had nothing to read when they should be doing real work. When we set thbar up, we did so with the intention of being the only place to go on a Monday night. Well, with Theology on Tap and an Undercurrents [...]

Our second Big Mac Experiment has yeilded results. A great PR blow for the multinational giant. A while back we put a Big Mac in a jar as we got sick of drunks telling us “D’you know that you can put a Big Mac in a jar and it doesn’t go off for like a [...]

We were pleased to have the Buzzcocks show up after their gig to hang out at the bar. Nice guys. Pete Shelley seemed to have a grievance against some guy that shouted at him off a balcony. I have promised to locate the individual and email him details. Steve Diggle had no cigarettes and managed [...]

People continue to amaze me with their stupidity when out on the piss. How do you not notice your shoe is missing? Anyway, Cinderella, we have your shoe if you want to come in and collect it from Prince Anti-Charming (Tim).

We liked (world famous) artist Tony de Lautour’s posters so much last month that we got him to do them again. Don’t you think they look awesome all banked together like this?

We are very excited to bring you November’s back wall. We think it is top-three-wall material but will leave it up to you to decide. We are starting to run thin of ideas, so if you have any thoughts let us know and we might even buy you a beer if we use your idea. [...]

Good news everybody. Due to the position of the earth in relation to the sun, we now see direct sunshine between the hours of 3pm and 6pm. This is very exciting to us as due to the lack of wind around here we now have the perfect spot for after-work drinks in the sun. We [...]