An awesome set from Aucklanders Artisan Guns on Friday night. We hope to see them down in the South Island again soon.

We think this month’s posters are in the top two so far (that includes you Anita). Done by Tony de Lautour, the scratchy punk feel is right up our alley. Signed copies are available at the bar for $10,000. They look especially nice all banked up like this:

I have been meaning to draft a set of rules, so people know who can come and enjoy our bar and who can’t. Everybody is not welcome and the customer is not always right. Rule 1: No fighting—if you end up grabbing the collar of another man/woman and pushing/hitting/kicking you are probably a dick or [...]

A brief cameo from Johnny de Monchy on a Monday night. Shane Young shows up and a big wet kiss on the cheek while photos are being taken. One of these three is also gay, can you guess who?

Continuing a worrying trend of gays coming to the bar we had a known homosexual cruising for action the other night. One of these men is gay and the other is our most valued customer—can you guess which is which?