Really people, we work hard to provide a nice environment, free of all the shit that goes on elsewhere in Christchurch and then some dumb slapper kicks in the glass on our toilet door. Then she has the gall to deny it… The only positive was that I have never seen Timmy be quite so rude to somebody. And now Tony de Lautour has to paint a new inset and he don’t come cheap.

And to that drunk slag that we chucked out. We found your smokes you were grizzling about having lost and we smoked ‘em all.