Now, we are not boring old pricks who think people should keep their emotional interactions behind locked doors but we do reckon its pretty rude to spend 5 hours on a Saturday night eating somebody’s face at the bar. And all while everybody around you is pointing and laughing at you.

He was Irish and she was Kiwi. Do you know them?

A pearl of wisdom from barman Josh: “Why spend all night pashing at the bar, when you could just go home and have a root?”