Due to retards continuing to graffiti our toilets we have painted them again. Sorry, but the place will stink of anti-graffiti paint tonight (good if you are a gluey looking for a cheap high).

We put a lot of effort into keeping the toilets nice so that you have a pleasent environment to shit in. Please don’t write on the walls, kick holes in the walls, rip off toilet roll holders or smash bowls.

This crappy artist has left his/her mark a few times. We wouldn’t mind if the art was half decent but this is just rubbish. If you can tell me who draws these crappy faces I will buy you a beer.