Being a new month, we’ve changed up the back bar and we reckon this is top three ever. We’ve gone with a brick theme to try and bring the outside in. As there has been contention in the past (who conceptualised the outside bricks?) we will now spell out artistic credit. Conception: Tim 15%, Johnny [...]

Everyone seems to want to have their Christmas work functions here which makes us very happy. Please get in early as the days are now filling up and we would hate for you to have your party somewhere shit.

A girl dressed in a giant sponge like the Woman’s Weekly Barbie Cake. Then everyone eats the cake. Ah, we love art…

Due to retards continuing to graffiti our toilets we have painted them again. Sorry, but the place will stink of anti-graffiti paint tonight (good if you are a gluey looking for a cheap high). We put a lot of effort into keeping the toilets nice so that you have a pleasent environment to shit in. [...]

Games night was excellent last night. We finally bought our own Table Tennis table so no more borrowing from Lizzie, JB, et al. Next week we will be having a golden paddle tournament at 7pm, so come in and see if you can beat big Geoff with his 12′ wingspan. A free beer for the [...]

Welcome to Goodbye Blue Monday’s new website. We will be using this site to keep you informed of upcoming gigs and to rant about taggers in our toilets.